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Another year, another cadre of fatties looking to become less fat for a couple of months and then go on to pimping diet shakes to make ends meet. Won’t somebody think of the children?

Eep! Michelle is talking to me through the television!
Shannan and Michelle start the show by berating us all for being fat smokers who won’t walk up stairs or something.
Then Mr Voiceover Man tells us previous contestants have lost over 2,500kg.

Cue the new fatty montage!

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Tonight on The Biggest Loser… It’s the Grand Finale!

Sam, Kirsten and Alison battle it out for the grand prize, while all the eliminated contestants scuffle over the crumbs.

The voting in the poll here on the Recap says Sam will win, followed by Alison and with Kirsten bringing up the rear. Are you guys as smart as you all think you are? Huh? Are you?

Read on to find out!
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Tonight on The Biggest Loser it’s time for the final weigh in and the final elimination before leaving The White House.

Can the Blue Team finish off the last remaining Red Team member or can Garry save himself from humiliation.

It’d sure make a nice change!

(And don’t forget to check out my Big Brother blog, if you’re into that kind of thing. It starts tomorrow night!)

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Tonight on The Biggest Loser Bryce, Garry, Kirsten and Sam must make their decision. Will one of them choose to leave the game with over $30,000 or will they all stand strong?

If you’ve already read the spoiler you know the answer to that question but shh, don’t spoil it for the rest of us!

Would you like to know if anyone succumbs? Read on…
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Tonight on The Biggest Loser is the last “The Walk” ever!

We hope. Common sense dictates that it won’t be back next year, but common sense is in short supply when it comes to the direction of The Biggest Loser.

In any event, Alison is the “lucky” contestant chosen to take The Walk today and it is once again going to involve money. Will she walk away with a suitcase full of it? Will she give a suitcase full to someone else and kick them out? Will a 5 minute decision be dragged out over the course of an hour?

Read on to find out…
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