Archive for March, 2009

Previously on The Biggest Loser, Cameron was this week’s Biggest Loser.

No, really, he was!

Teresa got eliminated Monday night and decided to pass her Double bracelet on to Sammy.

Tonight is singles night. Awww year.
And a secret message will send the house into chaos!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser, Bob and Nathan lost really shitty amounts of weight under the “expert” tutelage of The Commando.

Still. It makes for better TV than Emazon.

And back at Fat Camp Red finally managed to triumph at the weigh-in, sending Blue to the elimination room for the very first time.
Tonight! Who will go? I know who I want to see gone…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… PIIIIIGS. IIIIIN. MUUUUUUUUUD!
Yes, Friday night saw yet another gigantic mud wallow being prepared for the contestants to roll around in. The final race came down to Sean and Andrew…

… and we don’t get to find out until tonight!

Also tonight will be the weigh-in. Can Red lose another on the trot or will Blue finally succeed at failing, which may be easier now they don’t have Bob.
And how have Bob and Nathan been doing on the Island with Commando Steve?

We’re also going to get a catchup with Amanda, Stewart, Jeda and Jodi. Oh joy, oh rapture…
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I’ve put the Facebook Connect button back on the comment form, for people who want to use that option to login to Disqus and comment here.
I’m reasonably confident it will no longer break the individual pages in Internet Explorer now but if it does, please do email me to complain. I won’t know if nobody says anything!

Note that you still need not login to Disqus at all, commenting is open to anyone. But please do bear in mind that this is an unofficial fansite and the chances of any messages being seen by people on the show are slim at best. So while people telling Shannan he’s hot is endlessly amusing, he’s probably not going to read that and fall madly in love with you. ;-)

A long, long time ago, on an island far away… Bob and Nathan climbed a hill!

Also, Andrew and Cam have swapped teams.

Tonight, Cam has a new colour and a new lease on life. Or so Mr Voiceover Man claims.

It’s also Challenge night. “We’re in for it in a very dirty way.” Julie, apparently unaware of the old double entendre.
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And then this one time, at Fat Camp, the Commando burst into our rooms and dragged us outside for some training in the great outdoors.

Then, this other time, we had to eat fortune cookies to win immunity only there’s just one cookie with immunity in it per bowl and Sharif ate 7 cookies and didn’t find it but then nobody else ate cookies so he got immunity anyway…

Tonight, The Walk!
And Nathan and Cameron and The Commando climb up on top of some rocks. And Nathan roars again.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Bob and Nathan headed back to Fitzroy Island to train for five weeks with The Commando.
Ouch!

Tonight is Temptation night for the rest of the contestants.
Also, they’ll train with the Sydney Swans, including Big Bad Barry Hall! Awesome!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Blue won the weigh-in. Again!

Red decided it would be best to send Nathan home during Elimination. Because they’re stupidheads or something. I’m still not clear on the reasoning there.
Ajay then revealed yet another twist in the game, with Nathan getting to choose someone to go home with him.

Tonight, we find out who that person will be…
I know who I’d choose!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser, Blue kicked Red booty at the weigh-in for the second week in a row!

Tonight, Nathan’s going to deliver “an elimination bombshell!” He’s going to offer to go home instead of them voting Cam out.
But Meaghan might have a trick up her sleeves…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… Oh god they’re still banging on about the damn bracelets.
If you missed it, Sharif went on The Walk and had to choose one bracelet and give it to someone else. So he took Tiffany’s Double bling bracelet and gave it to Teresa. Who very poorly feigned surprise when it was her idea all along!

Also, Cam auditioned for a role as the new FailWhale during the weekly Challenge, answering a whole bunch of questions wrong before finally turning it around and getting a few right.
But Red is still very much behind as we pick up where we left off on Friday.

Namely, suffering through countless bits of repeated footage and contestant narration of things that just happened on screen…

Also, we get a special catch up with Tania and Ramses “as their amazing transformations continue”.
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