Tonight on The Biggest Loser… Masterclass, New Zealand style! Some Kiwi chef cooking something or other.

Then a really tall building that will be their “leap of faith”… Didn’t Lisa and Phoebe already do that into the water?
Oh well, I guess the boys will get a chance this time, too!

First up is Masterclass, Maori style. They’re going to learn how to use a “tai har”? It’s a traditional Maori martial art. It’s good for strength, agility, coordination. But the real benefit is it lets them focus and quiet their mind.
“Lucky” seems to be the Maori’s name. Think that’s a traditional name?
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… Abseiling! Tall ships! Bloodnuts screaming from the top of a mast!

Tonight the race is on. It’s time for a Biggest Loser treasure hunt. Cool.
But what’s the treasure? Find out after the Losers go for a swim and a kayak and a run and a dig… Sheesh!

Something a little more physical for their next challenge, Shannan says. And at the end of the challenge is a treasure that could really help them in their future in the game.
David speculates it could be Immunity…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Rick was sent home leaving David with the Double Bracelet.
Then they all went to New Zealand and went abseiling down a waterfall. It was awesome!

Tonight their challenge will involve a sailing boat. Climbing it, swimming around it, jumping off it… swimming under it?

All the contestants walk down the beach to meet Shannan and Michelle’s nipples. With Michelle attached, I guess. But I’m mostly just staring…
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Previously on Biggest Loser Rick got sent home after gaining weight at the weigh-in and losing his Immunity as a result.
He passed on the Gold Bracelet to David and the contestants hopped on a plane shortly thereafter to go to New Zealand!

Tonight they’re going to do some abseiling off a cliff. Abseiling is fun so this should go down without a hitch… right?
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Phil lost stacks of weight somewhere in the desert while Rick found 500 grams of weight from somewhere.
Probably the near-3000 calories he ate at Temptation, huh?

Tonight! Rick and Phoebe face elimination then the remaining contestants head to New Zealand, like the final four do every smegging year now!
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