Archive for the ‘The Biggest Loser’ Category

Previously on The Biggest Loser Rick was sent home leaving David with the Double Bracelet.
Then they all went to New Zealand and went abseiling down a waterfall. It was awesome!

Tonight their challenge will involve a sailing boat. Climbing it, swimming around it, jumping off it… swimming under it?

All the contestants walk down the beach to meet Shannan and Michelle’s nipples. With Michelle attached, I guess. But I’m mostly just staring…
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Previously on Biggest Loser Rick got sent home after gaining weight at the weigh-in and losing his Immunity as a result.
He passed on the Gold Bracelet to David and the contestants hopped on a plane shortly thereafter to go to New Zealand!

Tonight they’re going to do some abseiling off a cliff. Abseiling is fun so this should go down without a hitch… right?
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Previously on The Biggest Loser Phil lost stacks of weight somewhere in the desert while Rick found 500 grams of weight from somewhere.
Probably the near-3000 calories he ate at Temptation, huh?

Tonight! Rick and Phoebe face elimination then the remaining contestants head to New Zealand, like the final four do every smegging year now!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser there was makeovers and exercising and Temptations and exercising and…

Rick has Immunity for the upcoming elimination as a result of Temptation.

Tonight is Last Chance Training for all remaining contestants, plus weigh-in. And someone still at Camp has gained 500 grams, apparently!
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Tonight on The Biggest Loser is Masterclass night once more.
Janella’s in the kitchen, where women belong, to teach everyone how to cook more healthy stuffs.
They’re getting the giant paddles that serve as their feet out for a foot health check shoe fitting THING in the big gym.
And a triathlete I’ve never heard of, you’ve never heard of and I bet the Losers have never heard of will be paying a visit to talk all motivationally to everyone. Cool!
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