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Season 3, Episode 5: The Walk – Or How To Annoy A Fanbase In One Simple Step
So far on The Biggest Loser… there be fat people in the house!
Oh, forget it, go read my recap if you’ve already forgotten.
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Season 3, Episode 4: The First Temptation of The New Fatties
Previously, on The Biggest Loser… pigs in mud!
No, wait. They’ve done away with that footage at last. This time it’s a replay of JJ being a horrible troll to the ladies and a replay of the awesome Black Team things.
Tonight the Black Team faces their first weigh in and the Whites face their first Temptation.
And one of them will walk away with immunity!
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Season 3, Episode 3: The Warehouse makes its debut. Does it spell doom for our Fatties?
Previously, on The Biggest Loser. Pigs in mud! Again! This footage never gets old, does it?
Tonight the contestants face The Warehouse and apparently they’ll face a crucial decision which will split the group.
And initial training reveals devastating results! Sean takes a tumble and Shannan is talking to John and saying he’s no longer in the competition.
And Bob points at us and tells us we’re the Black Team again! Awesome!
Other things happen, too. Would you like to know more?
Season 3, Episode 2: First Weigh-In, First Crying People On The Scales. Surprise?
Previously on The Biggest Loser, the contestants were as happy as pigs in mud! Or at least as sweaty as pigs in mud. And muddy as pigs in mud. Piggy as mud in pigs?
Tonight, those accepted into the White House will face the scales for the first time and the Commando begins kicking some fat booty.
And tonight we finally get the credits for the show… And Shannon Noll’s Lift is back! Thank the baby Jebus everyone!
Amusingly there’s a point right near the end where they’ve obviously cut it a little short so they can fit more people in the credits? Or just sloppy editing? Time will tell.
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Season 3, Episode 1: It’s time to cut the fat and send it home in a muddy doggie-bag!
Well, after all the talk and all the advertisements and all the annoying songs and…
Let me start over. The new season of The Biggest Loser has begun!
The first episode of the show typically involves a weigh-in, but this time around things have been a little different, mostly due to the large number of contestants.
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