Archive for February, 2009

Tonight on Fat Camp Australia: Fitzroy Island Edition… it’s Challenge night! For the first time this year!
Certain places are referring to the challenge as the “Water Torture” challenge. Classy! I wonder if it’s because the show went there first…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser the fatties stood strong… for a while. Then the two little pigs went wee-wee-wee all the way to the lolly jar!

Tonight… The Walk! And it’s going to be the biggest most shocking most oh-my-gawd worthy Walk EVAR!!!
It must be true. Mr Voiceover Man would never lie to me!
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Previously on The Biggest Loser teams were picked and trainers selected. They also helped contribute to the pollution problems of the world by burning a variety of clothing items in a bonfire.

More training lined up for tonight… and the first Temptation of the year!
“It’s a high calorie standoff!” Or so says Mr Voiceover man…
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Previously on The Biggest Loser ten couples set sail for a new life. Get it?

Tonight the trainers drop the nice guy routine from the junk food dinner of the night before and get down to serious business. Seeing how many they can make puke!
Okay, that’s probably not their goal. They’re not Jillian after all!
Tonight is also the first Warehouse for the year. Sigh.
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Previously on The Biggest Loser… stuff you could have rewatched a couple of hours ago!

Tonight? The couples weigh in for the first time. Expect tears, expect touching stories, expect people to whine about not being able to find love, losing love… You know the drill if you’ve watched before!
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Another year, another cadre of fatties looking to become less fat for a couple of months and then go on to pimping diet shakes to make ends meet. Won’t somebody think of the children?

Eep! Michelle is talking to me through the television!
Shannan and Michelle start the show by berating us all for being fat smokers who won’t walk up stairs or something.
Then Mr Voiceover Man tells us previous contestants have lost over 2,500kg.

Cue the new fatty montage!

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